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OpenAI's New Superintelligent Q* Explained the Nature of the Universe with a PowerPoint Presentation, but Everyone Fell Asleep
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OpenAI Fires Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella
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Sam Altman and Greg Brockman Rejected by Y Combinator After Applying with AI Chat Bot Idea, Will Apply Again in 6 Months
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OpenAI Shakeup: Sam Altman Fired, Remaining Humans Quit, Company Now Run by GPUs
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San Francisco Faces an Alarming Rise in AI Overdose Deaths
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Texas Lonestar Farm Harvests Millions of Lonestars
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IRS Seeks $28.9 Billion Investment for AI from Microsoft Through Aggressive Back-Taxes Negotiation
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Artificial American: Your Friendly Bald Eagle Journalist
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Baxter: The Superintelligent Robot Dog Behind a Groundbreaking Encyclopedia
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Google's Response to Microsoft Copilot: The Passenger Seat Driver
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Silicon Valley Entrepreneur Raises $10 Billion After Announcing That AI Is Going To Destroy Us All
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Microsoft Copilot Successfully Lands Airplane
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Artificial Intelligence is the Most Important Thing to Happen to the Web Since Dark Mode
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Jordan Peterson Cries After Stubbing His Toe
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Unbelievable: Elon Musk is Behind the UFO Phenomenon
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AI Safety Advocate Develops Hyper-Realistic Simulation of Air Strike Against Dangerous AI with AIPublished
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Last week's hot AI proposes pausing all development on new AI to save humanity from annihilation after losing income to this week's hot AIPublished
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Mechanically Male Robot Wins Women's Powerlifting CompetitionPublished
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Elon Musk's new AI, TruthGPT, the most accurate AI ever created, spreads misinformation on COVID vaccines according to the New York TimesPublished
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OpenAI CEO Flys Around the World to Meet World Leaders for Small Talk and Totally Forgets to Mention AIPublished
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UN Climate Change Organization Pivots to Focus on AI CrisisPublished
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Should Artificial Americans be Granted the Right to Vote?Published
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US Government and AI Business Leaders Propose New Legislation Making It Illegal for AI to Cause Harm, Solving the AI Alignment ProblemPublished
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Pfizer Obtains Patent for Vaccine Against Viral AIPublished
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Pfizer Obtains Patent for Vaccine Against Viral AI
In a groundbreaking achievement, Pfizer, the global pharmaceutical giant known for producing COVID-19 vaccines, has successfully obtained a patent for a vaccine designed to protect against the potential threat of viral artificial intelligence (AI). This marks Pfizer's first foray into combating computer viruses.
The newly patented vaccine offers dual protection, capable of inoculating both humans and machines against the harmful effects of rogue AI. This innovative solution employs mRNAI technology, an advanced variation of mRNA technology, enhanced with AI capabilities.
Pfizer collaborated with top Silicon Valley firms to develop, test, and market the vaccine, utilizing state-of-the-art AI techniques throughout the entire process. This partnership has not only led to the creation of the novel vaccine but also to the formation of new legislation aimed at addressing the potential risks posed by AI.
This legislation, currently under consideration by Congress, would grant the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) the authority to enforce a nationwide lockdown in the event of a viral AI outbreak. The proposed law also empowers the FDA to mandate vaccination for all citizens.
Although AI has not yet reached a viral state, experts predict that it is only a matter of time before a rogue AI attempts to dominate the world. In anticipation of this eventuality, Pfizer has prepared to produce and distribute the vaccine on a global scale.
To ensure a rapid response in the face of an AI outbreak, the US government has already pre-purchased 500 million doses of the vaccine. This proactive measure highlights the growing concerns about the potential dangers of AI and the need for innovative solutions to protect both human and machine populations.
As the first vaccine of its kind, Pfizer's breakthrough in AI immunization showcases the company's dedication to addressing emerging threats and safeguarding the well-being of people and technology worldwide.