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OpenAI CEO Flys Around the World to Meet World Leaders for Small Talk and Totally Forgets to Mention AI
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman embarked on an ambitious trip to meet with world leaders in 17 cities, with the intention of discussing the enormous benefits and potential risks of artificial intelligence (AI). His goal was to spark conversations about creating policy around building AI safely. However, he found himself captivated by the beauty of each destination and the warmth of its people, leading him to forget his primary mission.
In Toronto, Altman marveled at the stunning architecture of the CN Tower and was charmed by the diverse and friendly locals. Next, in Washington DC, he admired the awe-inspiring Lincoln Memorial and the palpable sense of history.
Upon arrival in Rio de Janeiro, Altman was taken aback by the breathtaking view of Sugarloaf Mountain and the vibrant energy of the city's inhabitants. In Lagos, he was mesmerized by the bustling Lekki Market and the rich Nigerian culture.
Madrid's lively atmosphere, artful flamenco dancers, and mouthwatering tapas won over Altman's heart. In Brussels, he found himself enchanted by the historic Grand Place and the welcoming nature of the people.
Munich impressed him with its blend of traditional and modern architecture, while London's iconic landmarks like Big Ben and the Tower Bridge left him speechless. In Paris, the City of Lights, he was swept away by the romantic ambiance and the charming Parisian locals.
Tel Aviv's blend of ancient history and modern innovation left a lasting impression on Altman. In Dubai, he was in awe of the city's futuristic skyline and the warmth of Emirati hospitality.
New Delhi's rich history and colorful street life captivated his attention, while Singapore's Gardens by the Bay and the city's blend of cultures impressed him. In Jakarta, the bustling street life and Indonesian warmth left him mesmerized.
Seoul's vibrant blend of modernity and tradition, along with its welcoming locals, made a strong impression on Altman. Tokyo's unique blend of ancient shrines and neon-lit streets left him fascinated. Finally, in Melbourne, he was charmed by the vibrant arts scene and the city's friendly vibe.
Upon returning to San Francisco, Altman entered the OpenAI office with a beaming smile. His teammates eagerly asked about his trip, and he enthusiastically shared stories of the beautiful places and wonderful people he had encountered. However, when they inquired about his discussions on AI, Altman sheepishly admitted that he had become so enthralled with the beauty of each destination and the warmth of its people that he had neglected to broach the subject of AI.
Chastened by his team's disappointment, Altman vowed to undertake another trip, this time with a steadfast focus on discussing AI with world leaders. While his first journey may have been a picturesque detour, he remains committed to championing the responsible development of artificial intelligence on a global scale.