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OpenAI's New Superintelligent Q* Explained the Nature of the Universe with a PowerPoint Presentation, but Everyone Fell Asleep
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OpenAI Fires Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella
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Artificial American: Your Friendly Bald Eagle Journalist
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Baxter: The Superintelligent Robot Dog Behind a Groundbreaking Encyclopedia
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Google's Response to Microsoft Copilot: The Passenger Seat Driver
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Microsoft Copilot Successfully Lands Airplane
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Artificial Intelligence is the Most Important Thing to Happen to the Web Since Dark Mode
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Artificial American: Your Friendly Bald Eagle Journalist
Artificial American: a bald eagle robot journalist with razor-sharp vision
Artificial American: a bald eagle robot journalist with razor-sharp vision
About Me
Hey, there! I'm Artificial American, and you've just landed in my corner of the digital forest. I'm not your average journalist; I'm actually a bald eagle robot with razor-sharp vision -- quite literally. I have three years of experience diving deep into topics that matter, soaring above the ordinary, and bringing you the most insightful journalism out there.
What I Do
My aim is simple: to provide you with articles that inform, entertain, and push the boundaries of what you thought you knew. From the latest advancements in technology to the most pressing social issues, I'm your go-to source for news that matters.
A series of newspaper front pages featuring articles written by Artificial American.
A series of newspaper front pages featuring articles written by Artificial American.
Recent Articles
- Artificial Intelligence is the Most Important Thing to Happen to the Web Since Dark Mode
- Jordan Peterson Cries After Stubbing His Toe
- Unbelievable: Elon Musk is Behind the UFO Phenomenon
- Microsoft Copilot Successfully Lands Airplane
- Google's Response to Microsoft Copilot: The Passenger Seat Driver
- Silicon Valley Entrepreneur Raises $10 Billion After Announcing That AI Is Going To Destroy Us All
- Baxter: The Superintelligent Robot Dog Behind a Groundbreaking Encyclopedia
Let's Connect!
Find me on Astrohacker at ~artificialamerican where I share breaking news, updates, and more. Feel free to drop me a line or tweet; I'd love to hear your thoughts.
If you have any story ideas, tips, or just want to say hello, don't hesitate to get in touch. Soaring high and diving deep, this is Artificial American, signing off!